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Welcome! Today we want to share a fabulous weight loss program that is 100% guaranteed to help you lose that weight once and forever! Yes, this is the one you’ve heard about – it uses several medications that are FDA approved but have proven to be not only effective in their initial purpose, but as an amazing melter of that extra fatty fat fat!
This is Molly E. Holzschlag, recognized as one of the most influential voices in the World Wide Web’s first 25 years of existence. Her 35 books, countless courses, trainings, talks, articles, videos and other outreach and education advocacy on behalf of this emerging and world-changing technology helped spark an entire industry, but as you can see, she was not taking very good care of her health and weight as she traveled the world to speak and educate tens of thousands – possibly millions of people – for no profit or self-gain. In this photo, taken while presenting to graduate students at the University of Georgia, her weight is at her lifetime highest, 230 pounds.
What’s the catch? There’s always a catch. We know it, and you know it. So let’s get the bad news done with first and then get down to the amazing results. This is not a cheap program as the medications used are extremely specialized and rely on gene therapy – a relatively new approach to the treatment of many medical conditions. That’s it! And we do offer a variety of assistance programs, including a specialty scholarship fund (for folks interested in donating to the scholarship to help offset cost of treatment, see sidebar for donation options).
Okay, so that’s the bad news. NOW we can get to the amazing news! This medical combination, along with a proprietary nutritional supplementation has worked for every single person who has adhered strictly to the rules of the DIEt! That’s correct – every single person on this program has lost weight and that’s not all! Not only will you see results like Molly did, as shown here in present day at 130 pounds – a total of 105 pounds of weight loss. Molly joked with us at our last appointment, remarking “105 pounds? That’s a WHOLE PERSON! Does this mean I’m half the gal I used to be?”
Here are the results. From a US women’s size 18w to a size 6 petite, Molly colored her hair pink and sassy for her “after” pic, writing “I never thought I’d look like this! All I can say is WOW!”
THE BEST PART? Once you complete the program, you will never have to face weight gain again, and be free to eat what you want, when you want and as much of you want for life. That’s right! I know, we couldn’t believe it either but take a look at this incredible result after going through our program! That 235 pound woman now is looking gorgeous at a weight she said she has not been as low as since childhood: 130 pounds. From a US size 18w to a size 6 petite – utterly amazing results – 105 pounds, gone. Forever!
[Disclaimer: The DIEt is not for anyone who is healthy. You must first have a terminal illness to qualify for treatment. And, while costly, and you’ll likely die somewhere along the way, you’re gonna look FABULOUS for that open casket of which you long have dreamed. Oh, also, this entire page, while not untrue, comes with a bit of a warning – don’t ever let anyone do this to you. If you’re still being blasted at 150 at the same dosages at 235 pounds, you will die. Thank you, and we welcome you to the club!]