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Sunday 30 December 2007
Strangest Dream: End to Browser Wars?
(original lyrics by Ed McCurdy and known to most because of Paul Simon, thx guys)
Strangest Dream (Web version)
Last night I had the strangest dream
I’ve ever dreamt before
I dreamed we had all agreed
To put an end to browser war
I dreamed I saw a mighty room
Filled with women (but mostly men)
And the papers they were signing said
They’d not do specs wrong again
And when the specs all were signed
And a million copies made
Some joined hands and thought they’d have a prayer
About the specifications, made
And the people on the Web below
Were running up and down
While markup and scripting and browser wars
Were scattered all around
Last night I had the strangest dream
I’ve ever dreamt before
I dreamed that we had all agreed
To put an end to browser wars.
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Posted by: Molly | 7:55 am |

December 30th, 2007 at 9:01 am
Last night I dreamt of … hmmmmm … world peace. Yeah, world peace. That’s the ticket. However, near the end of the dream, I was murdered.
Holzschlag and folk: Have a very Happy New Year.
December 30th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Thanks for sharing!
December 30th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
I like your poem Molly.
December 31st, 2007 at 2:36 am
SHH! Don’t mention the phrase “Browser Wars”! It’ll give the SciFi channel an idea for some lame mini-series!!
January 1st, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Nice poem, Molly.
Getting a bit religious about the browser disparities, are we?
I do like the fourth stanza; it’s got some brutal imagery!
Carolyn Ann
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
@lee, I’m surprised that hasn’t already happened. Really.
@carolyn ann: “getting”? There’s a reason the term “evangelist” is used in the context of IT.
@dean: With what I know of your broad musical tastes, I’m thinking you must know the original(s). Either way, thank you. You’re the code poet however. Not I.
@all: A very happy New Year! xoxoM
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:54 pm
@lee, I’m surprised that hasn’t already happened. Really.
@carolyn ann: “getting”? There’s a reason the term “evangelist” is used in the context of IT.
@dean: With what I know of your broad musical tastes, I’m thinking you must know the original(s). Either way, thank you. You’re the poet however. Not I.
@all: A very happy New Year! xoxoM
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 am
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January 4th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
forum thanks
January 6th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Nice Poem, Molly. I was just checking out what you were doing these days,as it’s been a while since I heard from you. (hint: interview at templateArtists
, still waiting for it)
January 9th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Last night, I had the strangest dream
I dreamed IE got away from Windows versions
Last night, I had the strangest dream
I dreamed Firefox built in Windows
January 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Nice Poem, Molly. I was just checking out what you were doing these days,as it’s been a while since I heard from you.
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:11 am
i like molly nice:d
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:11 am
i like molly nice:d
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:12 am
thanks
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:14 am
good
February 8th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
whats up molly’s?
i hope you all love the web-site!
next week im having it upgraded so it will be temporarily offline! so sorry! you can go to www.darkplaces.com and ill be on there, it is free! well tha kangaroo’s are just a bouncing…. lol…
have a great weekend….
love me lots,
molly
February 8th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
oh yeah, if you see one let me know…. lolololololol
March 30th, 2008 at 6:27 am
thanks
May 17th, 2008 at 5:50 am
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thank you man
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May 17th, 2008 at 5:52 am
thanx form an
May 17th, 2008 at 5:52 am
Thanx youuuu
May 17th, 2008 at 5:53 am
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May 17th, 2008 at 5:57 am
thankx for man you
May 31st, 2008 at 8:47 am
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