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Sunday 30 December 2007

Strangest Dream: End to Browser Wars?

(original lyrics by Ed McCurdy and known to most because of Paul Simon, thx guys)

Strangest Dream (Web version)

Last night I had the strangest dream
I’ve ever dreamt before
I dreamed we had all agreed
To put an end to browser war

I dreamed I saw a mighty room
Filled with women (but mostly men)
And the papers they were signing said
They’d not do specs wrong again

And when the specs all were signed
And a million copies made
Some joined hands and thought they’d have a prayer
About the specifications, made

And the people on the Web below
Were running up and down
While markup and scripting and browser wars
Were scattered all around

Last night I had the strangest dream
I’ve ever dreamt before
I dreamed that we had all agreed
To put an end to browser wars.

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Posted by:   Molly | 7:55 am |

28 Responses to “Strangest Dream: End to Browser Wars?”

  1. thacker Says:

    Last night I dreamt of … hmmmmm … world peace. Yeah, world peace. That’s the ticket. However, near the end of the dream, I was murdered.

    Holzschlag and folk: Have a very Happy New Year.

  2. Chris Huff Says:

    Thanks for sharing!

  3. Dean Edwards Says:

    I like your poem Molly.

  4. Lee Says:

    SHH! Don’t mention the phrase “Browser Wars”! It’ll give the SciFi channel an idea for some lame mini-series!!

  5. Carolyn Ann Says:

    Nice poem, Molly.

    Getting a bit religious about the browser disparities, are we? :-) I do like the fourth stanza; it’s got some brutal imagery!

    Carolyn Ann

  6. Molly Says:

    @lee, I’m surprised that hasn’t already happened. Really.

    @carolyn ann: “getting”? There’s a reason the term “evangelist” is used in the context of IT.

    @dean: With what I know of your broad musical tastes, I’m thinking you must know the original(s). Either way, thank you. You’re the code poet however. Not I.

    @all: A very happy New Year! xoxoM

  7. Molly Says:

    @lee, I’m surprised that hasn’t already happened. Really.

    @carolyn ann: “getting”? There’s a reason the term “evangelist” is used in the context of IT.

    @dean: With what I know of your broad musical tastes, I’m thinking you must know the original(s). Either way, thank you. You’re the poet however. Not I.

    @all: A very happy New Year! xoxoM

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  10. Midhun Says:

    Nice Poem, Molly. I was just checking out what you were doing these days,as it’s been a while since I heard from you. (hint: interview at templateArtists ;) , still waiting for it)

  11. David Loc Says:

    Last night, I had the strangest dream
    I dreamed IE got away from Windows versions
    Last night, I had the strangest dream
    I dreamed Firefox built in Windows

  12. dantel Says:

    Nice Poem, Molly. I was just checking out what you were doing these days,as it’s been a while since I heard from you.

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