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Thursday 8 December 2005
Best. Spam. Ever.
TELL ME YOUR BEST COMMENT SPAM EVER!
I just got a really good one, if not the best:
“Thanks for useless info!”
I would understand this better had it been a real comment instead of just spam.
What’s your favorite comment spam ever?
Filed under: humor, blogging, pop culture, software, society
Posted by: Molly | 5:22 am |
December 8th, 2005 at 5:29 am
I agree.
December 8th, 2005 at 6:16 am
I don’t have the text anymore, but I had one comment spam from a someone selling blank banjo tab paper - quite a niche market, I would have thought!
The post was utterly unrelated to banjos.
December 8th, 2005 at 6:32 am
Heh, I got that same spam comment this morning.
Don’t have a fave one though. Never bother reading it. As soon as I realize it’s spam, I delete it.
December 8th, 2005 at 7:07 am
I just got this yesterday:
December 8th, 2005 at 7:21 am
I think the best one I had was after applying some comment spam filtering to one of my sites.
It read “Well done, you’ve cleaned up all the spam.”
December 8th, 2005 at 8:13 am
I don’t really remember any specific ones, but I know among some of my favorites were quotes from famous authors and speakers.
Old posts on my blog also seem to pick up a lot of Christian weirdos who seem to think my comments are good places to post Bible verses and misspelled prayers. I’ve nicknamed them “Prayer Spam” but they’re not really spam because they rarely leave a website… I think they’re just confused computer illterate people who post them…
December 8th, 2005 at 8:53 am
The best I ever had were evidently from some poor sweatshop worker sat manually finding sites to spam. It said “If you are the owner for this site, please delete this comment. I feel so dirty for doing this”.
Loved it!
December 8th, 2005 at 9:11 am
Something about “I loved your post, would you like to check out my site on powerboats and timeshares”… uhhh
(nikkiana, don’t knock the Christian weirdos
December 8th, 2005 at 9:41 am
man, I love spam! It’s like the new abstractionism, but in words. Poetic.
Not sure what the content was, but the name on one I got the other day was great: Pitchman A. Intoxicants
mmm, intoxicants
December 8th, 2005 at 10:11 am
When I’m bored, I’ll translate some of the Chinese spam I get. This one was a fav:
The mail like brings inconveniently to you, asks respectfully to forgive!
December 8th, 2005 at 11:20 am
Nothing like the typical:
—————–
“Nice Site. I like it very much
http://www.yahoo.com
—————–
I always thought, what’s up with the link to Yahoo??
December 8th, 2005 at 11:29 am
These days, they try to stroke my ego. Usually, a comment spam starts off with something like, “Hey, I really like your website,” and then launches into nonsesne phrases which link to bizarre sites. I guess they’re counting on my not actually reading past the first sentence before approving or deleting the comment.
December 8th, 2005 at 11:54 am
Funny story behind the spam I get. Before I decided to switch to TXP I was using Blogger. A few days ago I got a message on a forum I belong to asking me how I get so many comments on Blogger. I had no clue what the poster was talking about so I surfed over to my old blogspot blog and found 48 comments on one post and 38 on another. Almost every single one went something like this:
Nice site, I’ll be sure to bookmark it. You may be interested in blah blah blah
I got another that I actually though was real for a while. It was from a spammer named beth detailing her trips back and forth to the local gym. kind of disturbing actually.
December 8th, 2005 at 12:57 pm
I got a weird series of comments some time back that was advertising something like a civil engineering services out of China as best as I could tell. Strange.
December 8th, 2005 at 1:11 pm
Just 5 minutes ago:
“McDonals is s**t! F**k capitalism! Hurray for social equalty!” — but in caps.
December 8th, 2005 at 4:45 pm
I hardly ever get comment spam these days. I attribute it to a four-pronged defense strategy:
1. Wordpress has pretty good built-in filtering to start with.
2. I run Bad Behavior to shut out nasty botses that send malformed headers.
3. An extensive segment of my .htaccess file is devoted to blocking referrer spam, and in my experience comment spambots tend to pass along referrer spam as well. Rejecting the bad referrer prevents them from dropping a comment to boot.
4. Nobody knows my blog exists, not even spammers. Security through obscurity, baby.
December 8th, 2005 at 6:57 pm
What’s the bet that the examples of comment spam I just posted have been caught in your spam filter?
December 8th, 2005 at 8:54 pm
I must say, I’m taken aback by people referring to “nice site” as comment spam. It really comes off as snobbish to look down on someone who’s just offering a compliment. It’s not like the person stands to gain anything from telling you that your site is nice.
“Nice site. Want to buy a timeshare in Florida?” on the other hand I’d consider as comment spam.
December 8th, 2005 at 8:58 pm
I don’t get all that much blog spam, my filters block most of it so I never ever see it. Those that do get through usually just contain a few words like “check out this site” or “buy cheap [product name]”.
But, I do get some interesting e-mail spam. I swear, if any of it was legitimate, I’d be a millionare with all the lotteries I’ve won, business proposals and inheritence.
December 8th, 2005 at 11:16 pm
Any chain letter. Some of them are so funny, especially when they say how you need to forward the messages to 30 someodd people, or your life will be ruined.
December 9th, 2005 at 12:59 am
I don’t have my own Blog - yet. But, in my e-mail 2 strangers want to give me 80 million bucks to regain their rightfull place as King of Bulgaria. It had a name and e-mail address so they slipped past Googles gmail blockers. In three months, Google has caught close to 2500 spams and hundred of those irritating “pop ups”.
December 9th, 2005 at 10:15 am
I started collecting the sender names used by spammers b/c they were getting really funny. Why the middle initial? Here’s this week:
Indentations K. Canoe
Interlude D. Snowshed
Cretan C. Carryout
Gelatine S. Mice
Lurid K. Numbly
Trusty H. Pore
December 9th, 2005 at 11:22 am
name: me
status: visitor
improvements: this page sniffs poo
additional_comments: poo
browser: Netscape 5.0 (Windows; en-US)
screenres: 1280×1024
December 9th, 2005 at 6:25 pm
COMMENT SPAM EVER! COMMENT SPAM EVER! COMMENT SPAM EVER! COMMENT SPAM EVER! COMMENT SPAM EVER! COMMENT SPAM EVER!???
December 10th, 2005 at 8:44 am
I get so much of that stuff and it is all funny and pathetic. I do have a question for you though, no comment spam,lol, I miss your blogroll. Are you bringing it back?
December 10th, 2005 at 7:57 pm
Blogroll - I miss it, too. It was a good way to familiarize myself with who’s who in the web standards world. Please consider bringing it back. Thanks.
December 10th, 2005 at 8:08 pm
Ara, what everyone is referring to are comments which say nothing but “nice site” and usually include a link to a spam site. They are automated comments delivered in bulk for purposes of drawing traffic and pagerank. They’re spam by all definitions.
If a live human submits an honest compliment that’s not spam, though it may still be a useless contribution to the discussion so even those can be annoying.
December 10th, 2005 at 8:44 pm
“We have learned from the Internet that you are interested in tents.”
Honestly, those spammers from Hong Kong slay me.
December 10th, 2005 at 10:11 pm
Yep, the tents one is the best. I was just about to post it when I saw that Ray is also apparently interested in them.
December 12th, 2005 at 9:10 am
I received this a few days ago:
I’m still waiting for the rest of it.
December 13th, 2005 at 3:16 am
It’s really funny =). Very original and interesting post. Not like most =)
December 13th, 2005 at 11:42 am
How about
sitting out in your archives right now? article — “mt blacklist tips from the master” posted on Sunday 23 May 2004.
May 9th, 2006 at 6:33 am
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October 3rd, 2007 at 1:37 am
I keep getting spam and I don’t know why. Can someone email me with tips on how to stop this. Many Thanks
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