molly.com
Thursday 3 February 2005
slogan me!
NO ADS I said, and that’s what I meant.
So now I’m looking at ways to generate a bit of revenue through fun things like thongs and baby doll t-shirts and mugs with Molly messages.
Thing is, I need help with the messages. My brother Linus has already come up with a few juicy ones, but I could use many more.
Adult humor most definitely allowed, but before you post something really nasty, ask yourself “would I wear that in public?” If the answer is yes, then post it.
So c’mon! Show me your funny bone and share your best ideas right here.
Filed under: blogging, humor
Posted by: Molly | 11:51 | Comments (50)
Need to find someone good with Photoshop… I think a spoof of the “Flogging Molly” CD covers would be cool with “Blogging Molly”.
Slogans:
Molly — With Retsin!
Molly — Now 25% more sardonic
Molly 2005 — Tan, Rested and Ready
Molly — That feeling you get when you look to the West
Molly — Whats that smell?
Molly has standards, how about you?
Love the last one John. Here’s a few other alternatives:
Molly.com – No options available. Everything is already standard.
Molly.com – Sub-standard is not acceptable.
Molly.com – All is valid.
One more and I’ll stop spamming this site.
Molly.com – She’s accessible!
Molly.com serves good <head>
I figured “gives” would be just a bit too explicit compared to serves, but take it as you wish.
Okay… just one last one… I promise.
Molly.com – What a
!aw frack… messed that one up…
Molly.com – What a <body>!
“Vote Republican – It’s Easier Than Thinking!”
Elaborating off of Charles:
I &hearts: Molly’s <body>!
<style type=”molly.com”>
rel=”follow”
Molly.com – Developing A Standard Personality
“I’m a Molly coddler.”
Molly.com – More fun than a greased pig and a bottle of tequila.
Got Molly?
Molly has the standard goods
Love Molly’s Standards
Molly: So fun it hurts!
Molly: Oy vey, what a website!
Um.. I lied… I came up with a few more and have to share…
Molly.com – It does your <body> good!
Molly.com – She’ll get in your <head>.
Molly.com – Just check her <body>, she has style and class.
ha! I think you are all having way too much fun. So go ahead – have some more.
Just mollycious.
“I don’t advertise.
Visit Molly.com”
A T-shirt displaying the source code for your site would be interesting.
My other T-shirt’s a Zeldman
My grandparents went all the way to http://molly.com/ and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
Molly.com – putting the sauce in your source
I’m done
- Putting the “X” in “XHTML”
- Your cable isn’t ready for my router
- Talk nerdy to me
- <i><b><strong>. <u>?
- Don’t validate? Don’t bother.
- Your site’s not that great, either.
- I need more content than that.
- Here I am, writing code again.
Here I am, causing browser lag.
There I go, why is all my text bold again?
There I go, close the tag.
- Less than three.
Raise your Standards – Get molly.com
Molly.com – Check out that
oops! Sorry.
Molly.com – Check out that <body>
- You should see my RSS feed.
- Is that one of my books in your pocket?
- You know what they say about guys with big sites.
- On fire like Eric Meyer
- </drooling>
Molly.com – because you can still cruise the web with one hand.
Molly.com – I just had my pussy worked on.
Molly – It’s what’s for dinner.
Molly.com – I’m going to smack you so hard…
Molly.com – Get over here. Closer.
Molly.com – That’s not what your mom said…
Molly.com – ’cause I’m gonna put both your eyes out with the heel of my shoe.
(Show you my what bone?)
Molly: Blommin’ Brilliant.
Molly.com: Holzschlag, not half-assed.
Grrr–that’s “Bloomin’”
<hot>Molly.com</hot>
Then u see those two lettter O’s? I’d leave that to your imagination sister dear.
For those who wear baseball caps with a
logo and t-shirts with a logo, maybe we could extend the DTD to have a bras with(Whoa – fell into the same trap as Charles – above!)
For those who wear baseball caps with a <head> logo and t-shirts with a <body> logo, maybe we could extend the DTD to have a bras with <tits> and panties with </bum> embroidered on them. (Maybe that doesn’t translate so well into American English – I’m sure suitable synonyms could be found!)
Molly: “This damn mug cost me tons of money to produce so for the love of God visit my website or else I’ll go broke!”
[Don't know how you'd fit that on a mug, though].
Molly: Are you <strong> enough?
Molly: I put the <em> in [whatever word has 'em' in it]
Molly: Let’s put the ‘X’ in ‘XHTML’
(The above is a reference to the song “Let’s put the X in Sex”)
Mooooly! [A picture of a cow]
Another song reference: “I just can’t get you out of my <head>”
One more: “All the girls love Molly” (reference to an obscure Elton John song, “All the girls love Alice”)
I just can’t stop with the songs: “Don’t go breaking my <head>”, “Molly in the sky with diamonds”, “Code your own way”
It occurred to me that you DID mention mugs…
“Molly.com – This coffee is <strong>!”
(or just <strong> on one side and </strong> on the other)
“My other default homepage is Molly.com.”
(on a Baby-doll shirt) “I validate!”
Vote for Pedro.
Oh, wait, that’s something else.
Molly.com:
DOCTYPErequired. Clothing optional.I’m too sexy for my
.Feed me. Feed Me! FEED ME! Feed me, Molly, all night long.
No /. here, just Molly.
Molly’s Word[s] Press[ed] into Action.
Molly, WordPress and Action.
Molly, Pressed for Words? Never!
Molly.com – No Ironing Required.
Damn – the GT/LT
I’m too sexy for my >body<
If you want my <body> and ya think I’m sexy
Come on sugar let met me know
If ya really need just reach out and touch me
Come and sugar tell me so (tell me so so) [cue music]
Molly: do YOU think I’m sexy?
I’m CSS compaible! – Molly.com
Any of mollified, mollinet or mollicutes, with a “y” in the place of the first “i”, with their definitions, with a “NOT” leading the definition.
Mollyfication, anyone?
Do you validate?
Show me your
No adverts I said
Clean your
Fix your
Tag soup? No thanks!
Beware. Blogger within.
errr,
Show me your <body>
Clean your <body>
Fix your <head>
The lady with the <body class=”iest”>!
Molly: She writes more than you read.
I’m imagining a Molly’s Kitchen theme.
Where everyone else is making Table Salad and Tag Soup, Molly’s making Doctype Dumplings with Validated Source. I can see the cute little cartoon character on a t-shirt now.
So, what do we win?
How about:
For a good time – just add gin
Molly E. Holzschlag — Standards Siren
Molly E. Holzschlag — One Delicious Madusa
Molly E. Holzschlag — Sardonic Soup
Molly E. Holzschlag – One Deliciously Sardonic Girl Geek